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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/F
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Rose_Lalonde/Kanaya_Maryam
  Character:
      Rose_Lalonde, Kanaya_Maryam, John_Egbert, Jade_Harley, Dave_Strider,
      Karkat_Vantas, Terezi_Pyrope
  Additional Tags:
      Femslash, Humor, Crotchblocking, Sexual_Frustration, Exhibitionism,
      Community:_kink_bingo
  Stats:
      Published: 2012-10-31 Words: 4154
****** A Little Privacy, Please? ******
by Hamimifk_(BatchSan)
Summary
     Four times Kanaya and Rose tried to get it on and the one time they
     finally did.
Notes
     Written for the prompt: exposure/exhibitionism @ kink_bingo.
     I'll shamelessly admit to how much fun I had writing this. xD
     Also, allowed for a little writer creativity when I decided some
     rooms had doors (that probably didn't) and some didn't (I have no
     idea what's really right but it all worked out for me this way).
Nestled against each other, Rose's head tucked securely beneath Kanaya's chin,
they read one of the many trashy vampire novels they just happen to have at
hand. For the others on the meteor, it was beginning to become more and more
unclear where the two kept getting the novels from but no one cared, or really
dared, to ask.
"This is becoming rather scandalous," Kanaya murmured as she allowed Rose to
flip the page.
A hand began drawing slow circles over her knee though Rose made no other
indication of movement.
"I would say it was more sensual than scandalous," the blonde replied. "I
thought you liked this type of thing anyway?"
"It's not so much as my like of the book or the thrill this scene is beginning
to form in me, it's more perhaps that I'm reading it with my matesp-- er,
girlfriend, perched between my legs as she's playing her nimble fingers against
my bare knee as I read said scene."
"Dear me, am I causing you distress?" Rose asked as she began drawing circles
against the troll's other knee.
"I don't know if I'd call it so much distress as I would call it..." Nails bit
into her skin, sliding backward up her thigh. "Well I'm not certain what I
would call it, only that it leaves me rather dyspneic."
The blonde tilted her head upward until she was looking up at Kanaya and
quirked her eyebrow, a smirk on her lips. "But you're already dead. Being
dyspneic is sort of your thing."
Kanaya flushed at her poor choice of wording but let out a small gasp as the
Seer's nails dug into her thighs again, moving steadily backward. The simple
shorts she was wearing did nothing to keep Rose from teasing her as her fingers
trailed back down to her knees.
"For an undead creature, you seem to be breathing quite hard." Rose turned back
to the book and shifted slightly so she could bring one hand all the way back
and touch the crotch of the troll's shorts, pressing her fingers into the
fabric. Not bothering to look up from the book that Kanaya was now struggling
to hold still as a shudder ran through her limbs. "If it weren't for the hole
in your stomach and your unusual illumination, I might argue the validity of
your status amongst the undead."
"Rose..."
"Hmm?" Fingers pressed deeper into the thin, green fabric, dampening it.
Kanaya whimpered as the other girl smoothly used her free hand to turn the page
having not lost her place once where the troll had given up trying to focus on
the words sometime between nails scratching into her skin and a hand pressing
between her legs. Despite the position, Rose seemed to not be bothered as she
pressed and stroked Kanaya through the thin fabric. The troll pressed her lips
to blonde hair knowing this was part of the game, one of the many Rose enjoyed
playing. Just when she was about to beg for the human to stop tormenting her,
someone first knocked on Kanaya's bedroom door and then pushed it open without
waiting for an invitation. Rose's hand disappeared immediately, the blonde
remaining perfectly composed while Kanaya was glad the blonde's hair hid the
fact that she had bared her fangs, extremely displeased with the intruder.
"Sorry to bother you guys," John said, peeking only his head into the room with
a sheepish smile. "But Karkat wanted me to collect you two for one of his dumb
meetings."
"Be right there," Rose sighed regretfully, not looking up from the book.
"Okay."
"I think your fangs have scraped away the dermatitis layer of my scalp," Rose
said when John and closed the door.
Quickly drawing her mouth away, licking her lips to make sure she hadn't
accidentally bit into Rose, Kanaya apologized and set the book down, careful
not to lose the blonde's page. Turning, Rose kissed her cheek before getting to
her feet.
"I'll make it up to you," she said reassuringly.
Kanaya sighed and nodded.
*
Rose shuddered as careful fingers slid against her skin, a measuring tape
flashing yellow against her for only a second or two before it was gone,
appearing on a new section of her body. Arms, sides, waist, legs, and bust - as
if Kanaya didn't already have all these measurements memorized down to the
width of Rose's wrists. But it was okay, because while Rose had tried to play
her game the other day, this was Kanaya's turn.
"Everything to your liking?" Rose asked when the troll set the tape down and
made some notes in a small black book.
Running a finger down the Seer's spine, Kanaya smiled at the breathy sigh she
earned. "Indubitably. However, I need you to spread your legs apart as I need a
proper inseam measurement, and then I'll be done for the moment."
"That's all?"
"Yes?" Kanaya questioned, looking thoughtful as if unsure whether she was
forgetting something or not.
Unsure herself as to whether or not this was the troll's way of messing with
her for their unfinished business the other day or not, Rose shifted her legs
apart as requested. She had to admit that she felt a little silly standing
there in a mismatched pair of panties and bra - rainbow panties and a plain,
white bra did not make one feel sexy in front of their girlfriend - but Kanaya
had yet to comment on it. She figured she must've done something half-decent
with her horrible undergarment choices if they had received no comment - yet.
On her knees now to compensate for Rose's shorter stature, Kanaya carefully
placed one end of the measuring tape on the floor beside the blonde's foot and
slid the rest of it up, slowly. Fingertips lightly grazed soft skin, inching up
excruciatingly slowly Rose noted after a moment, as she bit her lip. Kanaya
kept her eyes focused on the ever-rising measuring tape, biting the inside of
her cheek to keep from smirking when Rose sighed again as her fingertips now
brushed against her inner thigh. Finally, after what had to be minutes but were
probably not, Kanaya's knuckles pressed against Rose's panties, the measuring
tape now as high as it could go on her leg. Kanaya made a non-committal comment
under her breath.
"What did you say?"
Dark eyes looked up finally, making Rose visibly squirm at the heated lust she
saw staring at her. "You're wet," Kanaya repeated in a louder voice.
Rose opened her mouth to make a remark but snapped it shut when a tongue
flicked out at the front of her panties. Again the tongue passed, pressing
harder against her panties as if trying to taste the colors stripped across
them. If Rose wasn't wet - enough - before from her own moisture, then she sure
as hell was now from Kanaya's licking. Reaching out with one hand, Rose grabbed
onto a horn, forcing a choked gasp from the troll mid-lick. It had officially
become a challenge now, the ball going from Kanaya's court straight into
Rose's, but before either could make their next move, Kanaya's bedroom door
sprung open. This time they weren't able to hide what they had been up to as
the Seer dropped her arm and Kanaya quickly stood to stare at the intruder.
"Hey guys!" Jade smiled at them, seemingly oblivious to what she had just
walked in on. "I was wondering if you could help me with something Kanaya?"
"Er... I... I guess," the troll said dumbly, thrown off completely by the
sudden intrusion of the bubbly girl.
"I think we're finished here," Rose said, shrugging on her orange hoodie
quickly and reaching for her pants.
Kanaya groaned and held up a hand to try and stop her, but the Seer was already
walking past Jade with a nod of her head in acknowledgement. It was just as
well, the troll thought sadly, those undergarments clashed horribly together.
*
It was true that Rose was gifted with magic and verbal barbs that would make a
lesser man's brain explode. Likewise, it was true that Kanaya was a gifted
seamstress and horticulturist amongst many other talents few others opposed her
in, like wearing a fabulous outfit. However, it would be mistaken to think that
this type of brilliance of either girl translated to a talent in the kitchen.
It was nearly shameful their cooking abilities, though Kanaya succeeded better
than Rose, having had some actual practice from when she cared for her lusus.
Rose on the other hand seemed to dread the very word 'stove' and glared at it
each time she came near it as if to let it know who was really boss here - not
that the stove was fooled.
"Smells good," Rose commended with a visible look of surprise as she peered
into the pot.
"I apologize in advance for any smug looks or inflated egos I may suffer from
in the very near future," Kanaya said with a small smirk.
"Human sarcasm looks good on you," Rose purred against the troll's back as she
hugged her from behind. "I can think of at least one other human thing that
would look good on you."
"Oh?"
In answer, Rose palmed Kanaya's breasts, rubbing the fabric against the small
mounds as the troll squeaked in surprise. It was an undignified sound but she
hadn't been expecting the action, especially in a public place like the
kitchen, which was blessedly empty save for the two of them. Which was much to
her benefit as the Seer wasted little time with pleasantries, sliding a hand
down to cup her mound through her skirt. Flushing jade now, Kanaya fought the
urge to squirm away, worried someone might catch them at any moment, especially
with the run of luck they'd been having lately.
Still, it was hard to argue with persistent fingers that were now pulling up
her skirt, hungry to touch what lied beneath. She sighed as Rose succeeded in
the skirt pulling, and even in getting her hand down into her panties, fingers
hooking eagerly up into her nook. Kanaya's fingers abandoned the spoon she had
been stirring with and clenched the sides of the stovetop, careful not to touch
the hot pot. Rose was relentless, overeager from so many days they'd been
forced to hold off, and Kanaya was not liable to complain as the nimble fingers
worked her wet in a matter of seconds.
POP
The two jumped away from each so quickly that it was a miracle that neither one
bumped the pot or each other in their movements. Whirling around, fangs bared,
Kanaya stared hard at Dave as he strolled over to the fridge, oblivious of the
troll's rage. A hand on her arm grounded her back to reality, reminding her
that it was friend not foe that she was thinking of ripping the vascular sac
out of. Straightening herself while Dave was in the fridge, Rose took over
stirring duties just to appear busy. Kanaya feigned watching over her just to
avert her annoyance.
"Something legit smells good," Dave commented when he closed the door, making a
small sniff of the air.
"Yes, Kanaya is making a lovely soup, well, a hopefully lovely soup considering
our cooking records thus far."
"Sounds good."
Then he was gone with another 'POP' with a can of orange soda from the fridge.
The two girls exchanged glances and sighed. Mood killed.
Also, the soup was ruined as Rose had misjudged, or rather forgot, the quantity
of jade juices her girlfriend expelled just from light stimulation and while
she had been stirring, watching her ecto-brother intently from her peripheral,
said juices on her hand had dripped into the soup. Double fuck.
*
Rose leaned her forehead against the shower wall and closed her eyes as she
allowed the steam to overwhelm her. Sometimes she found the only true place she
could truly relax on the meteor was within the confides of the only shower
stall in the whole place - which was ridiculous considering how large the place
was, but the rest of bathrooms had either tubs or no tubs. At the thought of a
tub, she'd kill for a nice long bubble bath right now, but she was hardly in a
position to complain, thankful for at least the privacy and hot water. A knock
at the door made her groan in a very frustrated way and she vaguely wondered as
to which surviving person aboard this meteor was on the otherside of the door,
and thus, likely to be among the dead very soon.
"Rose?"
Eyes widening, Rose looked out the shower curtain as she called for the person
to enter a bit more eagerly than she hoped her voice sounded. Sheepishly,
Kanaya entered the room, closing the door securely - and locking it - behind
her.
"I don't mean to intrude upon your abultion, but I know this is one of the only
places left for one to gain any semblance of privacy. I thought I would take
advantage of this fact now that I've finished helping Karkat with his troubles
and thrown Jade a bone to keep her from looking for us. Not an actual bone, of
course, but..."
"Just get your ass in here," Rose smiled, disappearing behind the curtain.
A moment later, Kanaya stepped into the shower stall, naked and looking more
surprised with her own actions than with seeing her girlfriend soapy and naked.
Biting her lip, Rose remained still, waiting for Kanaya to make the first move
because they were back to playing their games now and if she was keeping score
properly, it was the troll's turn to make a move this time. After a moment of
observing the blonde, drinking in the sight of pink nipples and reddening skin
beneath soapy suds, Kanaya moved forward without provocation, pressing Rose
into the stall wall, tongue buried in her mouth; hand buried in her hair. She
was demanding and rough about the way they were pressed against each other, the
troll indiscriminative of where or how hard she ran her claws along Rose's skin
as she devoured her mouth. The perks of being God Tier, Rose was pleased to
know, was that it would take a lot to penetrate her skin to where she would
bleed. Kanaya would never press that hard unless she was literally driven mad
with desire, which they were about to fix right now to prevent such an incident
in the near future.
Dropping to her knees, Kanaya made it known that she had every intention of
completing what she had begun the other day. This time there were no colorful
panties to bar her tongue from running against Rose's slit before she used two
fingers to hold her open and attacked her clit with tongue and lips. Moaning,
Rose grabbed a hold of the troll's horns, watching her whole body twitch in
something between pain and pleasure as she began to stroke them in time with
Kanaya's licks. To even the playing field, Kanaya pressed two fingers into the
welcoming nook in front of her and smiled when Rose buckled. Looking up, Kanaya
watched Rose's face go a dark pink, her mouth falling open as her hands
tightened on the other girl's horns in a desperate attempt to fight back.
SLAM
Rose cursed very loudly as Kanaya fell backward onto her rear at the sound of
the bathroom door being kicked open. The distinct tapping sound that followed
made it easy to guess who had just barged in on them this time.
"What the fuck do you want, Terezi?" Rose growled, throwing open the shower
curtain.
Sniffing the air deeply, Terezi broke out into a toothy grin. "I have to pee,
but I think I'm interrupting something here." Waving her cane, she cackled as
she said, "Hello, Kanaya!"
"Terezi, do you understand what boundaries are?" Kanaya sighed.
"No. Tell me more about this alien concept," the blind girl laughed.
"Jegus..." Rose growled and grabbed her towel. "There are other bathrooms on
this fucking rock," she pointed out crossly.
"Ah, but this one was the closest to me."
With a growl, the human stormed out of the room, leaving a bewildered Kanaya
still sitting on her ass on the floor of the shower stall, water pelting her
mercilessly from the shower head.
"I still need to pee," Terezi said to Kanaya as if speaking to a dim-witted
child.
"Right."
Turning off the water, Kanaya grabbed a towel and her clothes and exited the
bathroom too, catching up with a grumbling and cursing blonde who was too
pissed to make any kind of coherent sense. Dammit.
*
"Do you really think this is a good idea?"
The look Rose shot her sent an icy shiver down her spine and she decided to
chose her next words more carefully.
"Let me attempt that again, yes? Are you certain you want to do this here?"
Biting sharply at Kanaya's collarbone where she had paused to kiss before
trailing down to naked breasts, the troll groaned as the Seer pulled away. Rose
pulled her orange hoodie off her person, pants already gone, and deposited it
carelessly at their feet - she wasn't wearing a bra beneath, nor panties below.
"If no one will respect our privacy, then we are rightly entitled to do this
wherever we damn well please," she answered, undoing the sash around Kanaya's
waist and pulling her skirt down as she knelt on the floor.
"I agree, but this seems a bit, ah--!"
Kanaya bit her lip as Rose's tongue swept against her, the blonde long having
tuned her ramblings and protests out. Nails bit into her hips, dragging
themselves down as Rose switched over to teeth, biting and nibbling, making the
troll cry out in pain and surprise. They had held off on reaching that
delightful plateau of pleasure for so long that it only took a few well placed
nibbles and licks for her to bury a hand in short blonde hair and cry out
against her other hand, attempting to muffle herself even though it was
pointless to do so.
"I don't hear you complaining anymore," Rose commented a moment later as she
stood and wiped jade juices from her chin onto the back of her hand, unable to
do much about the rest that decorated her neck and breasts.
"It's difficult to protest when one is in such a compromising position," Kanaya
sniffed even though she was pulling the shorter girl into her arms. "You left
me no room for a counterattack."
"Ah, well perhaps now would be a fine time to counter my actions, or at least
reprimand my salacious ways."
Rose tiptoed up to kiss Kanaya playfully on the lips before pulling away and
wiggling her hips backward so she was now perched on an elevated platform, her
legs dangling over the edge in a way Kanaya knew not to call cute aloud.
Leaning back on her hands, she gave Kanaya a challenging look to lure her
forward. Which Kanaya happily complied with, stepping forward and dragging her
sharp nails against inviting thighs. A small gasp of approval fell from the
Seer's mouth but she remained otherwise silent, frustrating the troll for
reasons she didn't understand. Actually, no, she did understand. Rose knew how
much Kanaya loved everything about her, including her voice, and to deny her
that at the height of both of their arousals was a purposeful and malicious
affront to the troll.
She would make her pay.
Long, thin fingers drifted over wet folds, just lightly brushing over the
sensitive nub that made humans gasp, Kanaya clenched her jaw when Rose's mouth
went slightly ajar but no sound came out. She hated to admit that the Seer was
far better at this game than Kanaya could ever hope to come close to, but that
wasn't entirely her fault. It really wasn't either as the fault belonged to
that of her species, which had to come quickly or risk being culled on the
spot. Survival adaptation was a fucked up thing sometimes. Curling her fingers
slightly, she dragged a single claw over the sensitive nub, making sure to
press against it enough to elicit a pained intake of breath from purple colored
lips but not harm.
"Cheater."
"You never said I couldn't."
This earned the troll a frown but Kanaya smirked as she suddenly slipped two
fingers into her girlfriend, pushing hard with her mound against the back of
her hand for added shock. Rose shut her eyes, frown dissolving in an instant,
and gasped lightly, so needing this despite the games she wanted to play.
Repeating the action, the Seer clenched her jaw to avoid making a sound,
remembering briefly that she was supposed to be trying to antagonize the troll
so she would forget any qualms she may still possessed about their location -
and fuck her harder. In punishment, the troll scratched her thumb claw against
Rose's sensitive nub making the blonde jerk sharply beneath her.
"Fuck. You are aware that hurts, am I right?" Rose growled.
"Yes. Yet you seem to be drowning my fingers with all the pain you're in."
Blushing slightly, Rose accepted a kiss of apology from the taller teen and
cried out when Kanaya slipped a third finger in with the next slam of her hips.
Granted, she had been caught by surprise, it was still more or less what she
had been looking for and wrapped her legs around white hips to convey this.
Repeating her actions, with a deliberate curl of her fingers - claws carefully
biting into her own flesh because there was only so much Rose would forgive and
tolerate - Kanaya felt a tingle between her legs at the cry Rose released.
That was much better.
Soft fingers touched her shoulders, nails biting into her skin as Rose rocked
against Kanaya, more lovely noises spilling from her lips that sent a new flash
of heat to radiate between the troll's thighs. As misfortune would have it,
their bad track record of being walked in on decided that was a proper moment
for a loud POP behind them as someone or ones entered the room.
"SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO FUCKWADS DOING?" Karkat screeched, his face
burning red in his immediate shock.
"Oh shit, dudes!" Dave joined in, also turning red but looking away quickly as
if having glanced at the Alternian sun. "Fuck, just... Fuck. Sorry."
"STOP FUCKING DOING THAT!" Karkat shouted, when neither girl did little more
than pause to see who had joined them before continuing their heated gestures.
"GROSS YOU'RE GETTING HUMAN SLIME ALL OVER MY COMPUTER AREA! YOU DO REALIZE
THIS IS THE LAB RIGHT? WHERE WE FUCKING USE COMPUTERS AND NOT YOUR FUCKING
BEDROOM WHERE YOU SHOULD BE PAILING AT AND HOLY FUCK, ARE YOU TWO SERIOUSLY NOT
GOING TO STOP!?"
"No!" Rose grunted, squeezing Kanaya tighter with her legs
"Stupid fuck, stop staring," Dave said, slapping his hand over Karkat's eyes.
"That's my sister over there."
Slapping the human's hand a way, Karkat gawked at him. "SERIOUSLY, YOU FUCKWIT
HUMANS ARE DISGUSTING!"
"Stop fucking screeching at me like I'm nine rooms away in a soundproof room
with my headphones blaring some phat ass beat. And you do realize Kanaya is
over there too, right?"
"Well..." Karkat lowered his voice now, glancing at the two girls and falling
silent.
"If you would both be, ah! So kind, ah!" Kanaya panted, looking over her
shoulder. "To allow us to either fin-ah! Finish in private or, ah, fuck Rose.
Or at least be silent over there. We would both be most appreci-ohhhh..."
Dave waved his hand blindly, his eyes squeezed shut beneath his shades, and
grabbed a hold of Karkat's arm. "We're leaving!"
"CLEAN THAT SHIT OFF MY KEYBOARD WHEN YOU'RE DONE RUTTING AGAINST EACH OTHER
LIKE STUPID MUSCLEBEASTS SEEKING WARMTH," Karkat shouted just before the two
teleported out of the room.
As soon as they were gone, Rose pulled Kanaya down to kiss her, whimpering
moans into her mouth before she broke away and cried out the troll's name. Not
stopping until the human's trembles had passed, Kanaya removed her hand and
leaned over Rose, kissing her softly. Dark eyes met violet ones and for a
moment they were silent until they both began to laugh.
"I think our bad luck might have finally ended," Rose giggled.
"What ever could you mean?" Kanaya giggled, pressing a kiss to a pale throat.
"I think we may have traumatized your brother, and possibly Karkat, in the
process."
"We should talk to them later, or whenever they can next look us in the eye
without blushing or sputtering."
"Okay," Kanaya murmured, nuzzling her cheek against Rose's cheek.
Lazily raising her hand to one of the troll's horns, the Seer smirked when
Kanaya inhaled sharply. "Ready for round two?"
"Fuck yes."
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